Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1477468528
Release 2012-08-29
Pages 40
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.



Unicorn Being a Jerk

Unicorn Being a Jerk Author C. W. Moss
ISBN-10 9780062070210
Release 2011-11-08
Pages 120
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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.



Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks  Coloring and Activity Book Author
ISBN-10 1492647594
Release 2017-03-01
Pages 96
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Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.



Unicorns Are Jerks Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems

Unicorns Are Jerks  Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems Author Theo Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492648035
Release 2016-10-01
Pages 126
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All your favorite fantastical creatures, together at last! Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties.



Why Unicorn Drinks

Why Unicorn Drinks Author C. W. Moss
ISBN-10 9780062227140
Release 2013-02-12
Pages 144
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Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.



Box Set Children s Books Horse Picture Book Horse Facts Unicorns Are Jerks

Box Set Children s Books  Horse Picture Book   Horse Facts   Unicorns Are Jerks Author Kate Cruise
ISBN-10 9781680328776
Release 2014-08-09
Pages 147
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This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting horse fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style unicorn jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious unicorn rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Horse Discovery Book Book 2: Humor Unicorns: Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Does your child love beautiful horses? Inside the horse discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Evolution Of Horses Until Today * Home Of Horses * Senses Of Horses * Cute Horse Babies * Beautiful Golden Horses * Most Rare Horse Breeds In The World * Horses Relation With Donkeys * Horses & Humans * The Most Amazing, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Horses and other surprises that you did not know about horses... This book will take your child through a journey of fun facts, amazing discoveries, curious and intriguing stories about horses, and beautiful & amazing pictures of horses. You will find some interesting revelations and secrets you probably never heard about horses. Some myths and truths, and other curious stuff about horses that children just find cool and groovy to know are also included. Did you know that no two horses are identical! Inside you will find out the most amazing stuff about horses that there is to know about! Stimulation of thought and contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. On the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. This book is suitable for children ages 5+ Book 2: Inside you'll find unicorn jerk dog moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads ...



Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book Author Aye Jay Morano
ISBN-10 0867196041
Release 2004
Pages 50
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The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of 'Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.



Raising Unicorns

Raising Unicorns Author Jessica S. Marquis
ISBN-10 9781440525902
Release 2011-08-18
Pages 160
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"Includes the rainbow-filled principles for unicornomics!"



Unicorn Coloring Book for Adults

Unicorn Coloring Book for Adults Author Coloring Book People
ISBN-10 1535176164
Release 2016-07-09
Pages 50
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Escape to a Magical with our Unicorn Adult Coloring Book All single sided print so coloring pens and markers won't leak through onto other images. Features of this Book All Professionally illustrated designs. 2 Color test pages included. Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils,Crayons and Pastels. All Single Sided Print and Bordered for easy removal and framing. Unicorn Coloring Book for Adults Looking for a relaxing and enjoyable activity to take your mind off the stress of everyday life, well our Unicorn Coloring Book For Adults is perfect for you. This Magical Coloring Book contains over 20 intricate and beautiful Unicorn Designs. Adult Coloring Books have been proven to be a therapeutic and stress relieving activity. This Unicorn Coloring Book will provide a more challenging and engaging experience due to the intricate pattern designs. Whether you're new to Adult Coloring Books or a long time enthusiast this book will provide you with hours of entertainment and relaxation. So sit back relax and enjoying coloring this Unicorn Coloring Book. Tags: Unicorn Coloring Book, Unicorn Coloring Book for Adults, Unicorn Adult Coloring Book, Unicorns are Jerks, Unicorns are Jerks Coloring Book, Magical Coloring Book, Magical Coloring Book for Adults.



Dinosaurs with Jobs

Dinosaurs with Jobs Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492647217
Release 2016-06-01
Pages 48
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!



Drunk Foul Mouth Jerk Unicorns

Drunk Foul Mouth Jerk Unicorns Author Inappropriate Coloring Books
ISBN-10 153980979X
Release 2016-10-29
Pages 66
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Drunk Foul-Mouth Jerk Unicorns A Weird & Inappropriate Coloring Book for Adults



101 Ways to Use a Unicorn

101 Ways to Use a Unicorn Author Robb Pearlman
ISBN-10 0789329107
Release 2015-03-03
Pages 96
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Fans of the magical unicorn are legion, and the unicorn's appearance in pop culture shows no signs of waning. This book presents light-hearted, slightly twisted, and always funny practical uses for a unicorn. Everyone loves unicorns--what's not to love. They're beautiful, magical creatures. Author Robb Pearlman and illustrator Dave Urban join twistedly hilarious forces once again to create 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn, their follow-up to 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie. This latest book is a manual of sorts, detailing creative ways to employ the neighbourhood unicorn in everyday life. The methods range from the practical to pop cultural to slightly dark--but all are laugh-out-loud funny: Hunger Games (the unicorn is an arrow being shot out of a longbow by a teenage girl); Bookmark (the unicorn's horn is between the pages of a closed book on a nightstand); Clothesline (a clothesline is strung between the side of a house and the unicorn horn, as a housewife hangs clothes); Award Ceremony Seat Filler (the unicorn is in a tuxedo, seated between Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep); and Jedi (the unicorn's horn is lit up like a light saber in a fight with Darth Vader). Equal parts satire and tribute to this beloved mythical animal, 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn is sure to tickle unicorn fans young and old.



Indie Rock Coloring Book

Indie Rock Coloring Book Author Yellow Bird Project
ISBN-10 0811870944
Release 2009-08-12
Pages 32
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The Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project has worked with an amazing range of indie rock musicians over the years to create unique T-shirt designs that benefit an array of charities. This first ever indie rock coloring book is a fitting tribute to the DIY spirit of the bands, featuring witty, hand-illustrated activity pages from artist Andy J. Miller. Music fans can keep themselves out of trouble for hours with mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 artists. With all royalties going to charity, The Indie Rock Coloring Book is sure to warm even the coolest of hipster hearts.



Very Naughty Unicorn Adult Coloring Books Unicorns Edition

Very Naughty Unicorn  Adult Coloring Books Unicorns Edition Author Activity Attic Books
ISBN-10 1683230159
Release 2016-01-20
Pages
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Hey Ms. Unicorn, what naughty ideas do you have in mind today? Let's color you and find out! Your colored artwork reflects your personality because your choices are all your own. It reflects the state of your mind, which makes it a reliable tool when diagnosing mental and emotional illnesses. Grab a copy now!



Cats Are Jerks

Cats Are Jerks Author Kerri Wood Thomson
ISBN-10 1539757897
Release 2016-10-25
Pages 34
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Cats Are Jerks. They have been for thousands of years, barfing hairballs on marble floors and in sod huts, and waking your ancestors up at 3:00am. Cats will continue to be jerks for all eternity, but now you can color your stress and cat-hate away.Fun things to do with your copy of Cats Are Jerks: -Color and tape a drawing above your cat's food dish. -Plaster your cat-loving coworker's cubicle with your art work. -Frame each page and nail them on the ceiling above your bed. -Leave random colored cat pages in public places. -Donate 10,000 Cats Are Jerks books to your local animal shelter.



Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492647225
Release 2016-06-01
Pages 48
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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!



Humor Unicorns Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks

Humor Unicorns  Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks Author Timmie Guzzmann
ISBN-10 9781635016987
Release 2014-08-29
Pages 39
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This time Timmie is exploring the world of the jerkiest breeds like one horned horses AKA unicorns, humorous dogs and freaky cats, and he soon discovers that looking at these breeds from a totally different dimension is doing one big things for Timmie. His new perspective of watching the animal life is helping him see these animals in a totally new & awkward dimension To his surprise, Timmie pretty quickly learns that animals are just really big jerks when they are all by themselves and when they are thinking that nobody is watching them. This leads him to this brand new creation of a fantasy rhyming poetry series that involves jerky animal breeds like unicorns, jerky dogs and even jerkier cats. Timmie gradually comes to the realization that these animals are really just a bunch of big jerks and in his book he enjoys exposing their jerkiness. This series will help kids discover in a very humorous, rhyming and poetic way what the big magical dust and mythical buzz around these unicorns really is all about. He also makes clear to young readers why exposing the truth about a unicorn's jerkiness should be an important matter to kids with precious toys and yummy candy. Sometimes changing a view to get a peek into another dimension of reality is what a kid needs to know in order to understand who unicorns really are. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most jerky and humorous moments lived by these mystical and magical animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Inside you'll find jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now for your kids...