My Weird School Daze 6 Mrs Jafee Is Daffy

My Weird School Daze  6  Mrs  Jafee Is Daffy Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780061919435
Release 2009-07-28
Pages 128
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The weirdness never stops! The new vice principal of Ella Mentry School has some crazy ideas on how to teach kids. A.J. and the gang have to stand on their heads while they do math! They have to take a spelling test underwater! Everybody has to do yoga! Could it possibly get any weirder?



My Weird School Daze 8 Miss Laney Is Zany

My Weird School Daze  8  Miss Laney Is Zany Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780061966651
Release 2010-01-26
Pages 112
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The weirdness never stops! A.J. has to go see Miss Laney, the speech teacher, which makes no sense at all because he already knows how to talk. Miss Laney has him say weird tongue twisters and forces him to be the lead in the third-grade play, Romeo & Juliet. And you'll never guess in a million hundred years who's going to play Juliet. Will there be kissing? Ew, disgusting!



My Weird School Daze 9 Mrs Lizzy Is Dizzy

My Weird School Daze  9  Mrs  Lizzy Is Dizzy Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780061991998
Release 2010-04-27
Pages 112
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The weirdness never stops! Help! With the Recess Enrichment Program, A.J. and the gang have to take classes even during recess! The new teacher, Mrs. Lizzy, teaches how to make balloon animals, how to compost worms, and lots of other weird useless skills that nobody would ever want to know in a million hundred years!



My Weird School Daze 12 Ms Leakey Is Freaky

My Weird School Daze  12  Ms  Leakey Is Freaky Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780062069733
Release 2011-02-22
Pages 112
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The weirdness never stops! Oh no! Kids are getting too unhealthy, so Ella Mentry School has hired a health teacher to help the kids eat right and exercise. Ms. Leakey is a real health nut. She makes a punching bag filled with junk food! She designs a robot that smokes and drinks! She opens up a fast food restaurant that sells broccoli burgers! She puts sunscreen on her car!



My Weird School Daze 11 Mr Tony Is Full of Baloney

My Weird School Daze  11  Mr  Tony Is Full of Baloney Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780062025159
Release 2010-10-26
Pages 112
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The weirdness never stops! Oh no! A.J.’s mom just got a job, so he has to go to After School Kids’ Kare. And Mr. Tony, the guy who runs it, is crazy. He wants to get into the Guinness Book of World Records by making the world’s largest pizza! Will A.J. and the gang beable to tunnel out of the child-care room and escape to freedom? Run for your lives!



My Weird School Daze 5 Officer Spence Makes No Sense

My Weird School Daze  5  Officer Spence Makes No Sense Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780061905988
Release 2009-04-21
Pages 112
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The weirdness never stops! The security guard at Ella Mentry School has gone off the deep end! Somebody is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the vomitorium, and Officer Spence is on the case. He's arresting everybody in sight! Somebody is going to go to jail! Who is it? You'll have to read the book to find out.



The Homework Machine

The Homework Machine Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9781442407091
Release 2009-10-27
Pages 176
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Doing homework becomes a thing of the past! Meet the D Squad, a foursome of fifth graders at the Grand Canyon School made up of a geek, a class clown, a teacher's pet, and a slacker. They are bound together by one very big secret: the homework machine. Because the machine, code-named Belch, is doing their homework for them, they start spending a lot of time together, attracting a lot of attention. And attention is exactly what you don't want when you are keeping a secret. Before long, things start to get out of control, and Belch becomes much more powerful than they ever imagined. Now the kids are in a race against their own creation, and the loser could end up in jail...or worse!



My Weird School Daze 2 Mr Sunny Is Funny

My Weird School Daze  2  Mr  Sunny Is Funny Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780061973512
Release 2009-10-06
Pages 112
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A.J.'s family rented a beach house for the summer, and you'll never guess in a million hundred years who rented the house next door. Well, you have to read the book to find out. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you!* *Okay, okay, it's Andrea and her family. And she has a monster crush on Mr. Sunny, the hunky (but weird) lifeguard. Ooooh! When are they gonna get married?



My Weird School Daze 10 Miss Mary Is Scary

My Weird School Daze  10  Miss Mary Is Scary Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780062005717
Release 2010-07-27
Pages 112
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With more than 11 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! Something weird is going on! In the tenth book of the My Weird School Daze series, Mr. Granite has been assigned a student teacher, and A.J. and the gang think she might be a vampire. Miss Mary lives in a cave and sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling. Her boyfriend, Zack, looks like a zombie and plays in a heavy metal band. And worst of all, they're British! Quick, get the garlic! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, bestselling author Dan Gutman’s insanely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t forget to join A.J. and the gang on the rest of their hilariously weird adventures in the third grade.



The Kid Who Ran For President

The Kid Who Ran For President Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780545355650
Release 2012-06-01
Pages 176
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Just in time for election season, Dan Gutman's hugely popular THE KID WHO RAN FOR PRESIDENT is back. Humor, adventure, and excitement will draw kids into the world of elections and politics. "Hi! My name is Judson Moon. I'm 12 years old and I'm running for President of the YOU-nited States." So begins this fast-paced, funny, and surprising account of a boy's run for the Oval Office in the year 2000. Under the tutelage of Lane, his brainy friend and self-appointed campaign manager, the affable sixth-grader from Madison, Wisconsin, takes on the Democrats and Republicans as a Third Party candidate who can make waves. "Grown-ups have had the last one thousand years to mess up the world," Judd tells a reporter. "Now it's our turn."



Mrs Dole is Out of Control

Mrs  Dole is Out of Control Author
ISBN-10 0545916879
Release 2015
Pages 103
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The out-of-control crazed PTA president is turning second-grade graduation into a bigger affair than a presidential inauguration. By the time the ceremony is over, it will be time to graduate from next year's class -- Publisher.



Mr Granite Is from Another Planet

Mr  Granite Is from Another Planet Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 1606864378
Release 2009-05-13
Pages 103
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A.J.'s third-grade teacher is out of this world! He's a super genius who talks weird, acts weird, and looks weird. Is he a computer posing as a person, or does he come from another planet?



My Weird School Daze 7 Dr Brad Has Gone Mad

My Weird School Daze  7  Dr  Brad Has Gone Mad Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780061933868
Release 2009-10-20
Pages 112
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The weirdness never stops! Ella Mentry School's counselor wants everybody to stop arguing and get along with one another. He wants everybody to be polite! He wants everybody to live in peace and harmony! What is his problem? Now the boys have to play with dolls! The girls have to play with action figures! And that's only the start of Dr. Brad's weird methods. . . .



Officer Spence Makes No Sense

Officer Spence Makes No Sense Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 1442000058
Release 2009-05-01
Pages 112
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When peanut butter and jelly sandwiches start disappearing from the Ella Mentry School cafeteria, the security guard, Officer Spence, goes too far when he starts arresting people and applying lie-detector tests to find the thief.



My Weirder School 9 Ms Sue Has No Clue

My Weirder School  9  Ms  Sue Has No Clue Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780062198402
Release 2013-10-22
Pages 112
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With over 10 million copies sold, Dan Gutman's take on the weirdness at Ella Mentry School really gets kids reading! In this ninth book in the My Weirder School series, it's time for the annual Ella Mentry School fund-raiser, and guess who's in charge? Alexia's mom, Ms. Sue! She has the teachers selling everything from summer sausages and cheesy popcorn to dead goldfish in plastic bags to raise money for new playground equipment. But what happens when Ms. Sue crosses the line? Somebody's going to end up in the big house (and by "big house," we don't mean a big house!). Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has a special following among reluctant readers. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.



Mrs Yonkers Is Bonkers

Mrs  Yonkers Is Bonkers Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 0756978777
Release 2007-04-01
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Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet, and she even built a robot substitute teacher. Is she trying to take over the world? Illustrations.



My Weird Writing Tips

My Weird Writing Tips Author Dan Gutman
ISBN-10 9780062091086
Release 2013-06-25
Pages 160
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With over 10 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! The ability to put thoughts into writing is an essential skill vital to success in school—from elementary school through college. Bestselling author Dan Gutman helps kids master this important skill with his fun, informative writing guide, My Weird Writing Tips. Dan offers tricks for spelling hard words, understanding the difference between similar words like “its” and “it’s,” and conquering grammar stumbling blocks like commas and apostrophes. He also teaches readers how to write an engaging story, in line with the grades 2–5 Common Core goals for writing a narrative. With illustrated appearances from A.J. and Andrea, stars of his bestselling My Weird School series, and with his trademark wacky sense of humor, Dan makes learning the writing and storytelling basics so fun kids will forget they’re learning.