Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children

Knock Knock  How to Traumatize Your Children Author Knock Knock (Firm)
ISBN-10 1601063091
Release 2011-05-01
Pages 144
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How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children Author Knock Knock
ISBN-10 1601060386
Release 2007-10
Pages 191
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While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance in doing so deliberately and effectively. Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions--whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way!



Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation

Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation Author Elizabeth Beckwith
ISBN-10 9780061939686
Release 2009-10-06
Pages 256
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Popular actress and stand-up comedienne Elizabeth Beckwith gives us the parenting guide to end all parenting guides: Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation. A frequent guest on The Late, Late Show and one of seven comics featured in the Time magazine article, “Funny: The Next Generation,” Beckwith now puts forth a hilarious new parenting philosophy that would shock Dr. Spock and traumatize T. Berry Brazelton. Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation is a riotously irreverent take on contemporary child rearing.



How to Get Fat

How to Get Fat Author Knock Knock
ISBN-10 1601060394
Release 2007-01-01
Pages 191
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It's not easy to put on weight. Everywhere you look it seems there's another excuse not to eat. Too busy for snacktime or meals, the incessant desire to get out there and exercise--sometimes it just feels like the cards are stacked against you. Even if you've failed at weight gain before, with this easy, step-by-step guide, you'll discover your inner corpulence. Explore the pleasures of amplitude--it's time to get fat!



How Not to Be a Dick

How Not to Be a Dick Author Meghan Doherty
ISBN-10 9781936976027
Release 2013
Pages 191
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Offers practical advice for avoiding antisocial or unpleasant behavior in several common settings by communicating effectively, being considerate, respecting others, avoiding overgeneralization, taking responsibility, and helping others.



Experimenting with Babies

Experimenting with Babies Author Shaun Gallagher
ISBN-10 9781101599693
Release 2013-10-01
Pages 224
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Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.



The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You

The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You Author
ISBN-10 1601060351
Release 2007
Pages 191
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Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac's unique perspective on health. The world's worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac's fantasy life. We're all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that's rare and hard to pronounce?



How to Ruin Your Child in 7 Easy Steps

How to Ruin Your Child in 7 Easy Steps Author Patrick Quinn
ISBN-10 9781434709325
Release 2015-06-01
Pages 224
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In a world where parenting advice shifts faster than fashion trends, this “how not-to parent” resource takes a fresh look at how the Seven Deadly Sins are the root of most modern parenting problems. Through humorous stories and practical biblical wisdom, Patrick Quinn and Ken Roach show how well-meaning parents can ruin their children’s lives in seven easy steps (wrath, greed, envy, lust, sloth, gluttony, and pride). Quinn and Roach then offer a fresh counter-approach—laying a seven-fold foundation for lasting significance so parents can help rescue their children’s heart ... and future.



How to Get Into Debt

How to Get Into Debt Author Knock Knock
ISBN-10 1601060424
Release 2007-01-01
Pages 190
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Debt--we all long for it, but sometimes it seems so unattainable. With the proper mind-set and the step-by-step tools contained in this book, you'll be fighting off collection agencies and delaying payments to your bankruptcy attorney in no time. Whether your weakness is over-earning or under-spending, you'll learn to maximize the gap between your income and your outflow, all at the highest possible interest rates.



K is for Knifeball

K is for Knifeball Author Avery Monsen
ISBN-10 9781452103310
Release 2012-09-26
Pages 80
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From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.



You Have to Fucking Eat

You Have to Fucking Eat Author Adam Mansbach
ISBN-10 9781782116370
Release 2014-11-12
Pages 32
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From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.



Go the Fuck to Sleep

Go the Fuck to Sleep Author Adam Mansbach
ISBN-10 9780857862662
Release 2011-06-16
Pages 32
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Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old, and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)



Inconsequential Dilemmas

Inconsequential Dilemmas Author Knock Knock (publisher).
ISBN-10 1601064861
Release 2013-01-01
Pages 96
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Inconsequential Dilemmas has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Inconsequential Dilemmas also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Inconsequential Dilemmas book for free.



Love Journal

Love Journal Author Knock Knock
ISBN-10 1601064934
Release 2013-01-01
Pages 112
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Love Journal has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Love Journal also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Love Journal book for free.



Married Panic

Married Panic Author Knock Knock
ISBN-10 1601064888
Release 2013-01-01
Pages 112
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Married Panic has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Married Panic also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Married Panic book for free.



Book

Book Author Gerard Janssen
ISBN-10 1601066546
Release 2014-05-01
Pages 144
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Book has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Book also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Book book for free.



Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Following Your Dreams

Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Following Your Dreams Author
ISBN-10 1601068875
Release 2016
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