Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book

Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book Author M.t. Lott
ISBN-10 1542366100
Release 2017-01-17
Pages 52
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There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.



The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book Author M. Lott
ISBN-10 1539486125
Release 2016-10-13
Pages 44
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Farting animals are funny! This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it! Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more! Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. Enjoy!



Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book

Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book Author J K Lowling
ISBN-10 1366414276
Release 2017-01-28
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Harry Potter fans are loving this "farting magical creatures coloring book" very much. It will increase creativity and sense of humor.



Farting Animals Coloring Book

Farting Animals Coloring Book Author Victor Oj
ISBN-10 1944575936
Release 2016-12-16
Pages 60
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AMAZON BEST SELLER 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS Sometime, Animals Just needs to Fart. Have you seen Animals Fart? The face they make when they fart, are Funny and silent but a deadly one: ) Color these cute and Silly Pages with some of the Funniest farting Animals in the World, and While coloring this Animals Farting try not to Laugh! Animals included are Ants, Camel, Ostrich, Parrot, Zebra Cows, Donkey, Frog, Kitten, Panda, Penguin, Elephant and So much more...This Farting Animals coloring book are for kids of all ages and those who can't resist the humor in a Good Fart. Use Your Favorite Coloring Tools Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers, Crayons etc Each Image Per Page Each image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through . Display Your Artwork You can Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh Includes FREE Digital Version As a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on Sale Regular Price: $9.99 SAVE $6.00, 60% OFF Limited time only Makes a Great White Elephant gift! This funny and cute coloring book is the perfect White Elephant gift Buy two copies or more and Surprise Someone Today Buy Now, Before the Price increases... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button Now!



Unicorns Farting Coloring Book

Unicorns Farting Coloring Book Author Maz Scales
ISBN-10 1542578744
Release 2017-01-16
Pages 48
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Unicorns are special and magical creatures. They are beautiful, majestic and pure. They carry themselves with dignity and pride wherever they go. But, they have a secret unknown to most.............they love to FART! They break wind anywhere and everywhere. They really love to share their odious explosions. So if you smell something noxious in the air and you don't know where it came from, there is probably a Unicorn close by, letting one rip. Now anytime you drop one at an inappropriate time, just blame a Unicorn! Fun Gift Idea For Silly People of All Ages.



The Farting Dinosaurs Coloring Book

The Farting Dinosaurs Coloring Book Author for Kids Coloring Pages
ISBN-10 1635891825
Release 2016-12-20
Pages 34
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Kids love Dinosaurs and find the topic of farting very funny. Did Dinosaurs fart their way to extinction? Some well-meaning folks think so. Picture a T Rex farting in prehistoric times. The air must have really smelled bad. Laugh yourself silly while you color different dinosaurs as they fart and pollute the air. An excellent gag or funny gift for any occasion.



Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts Author Marty Kelley
ISBN-10 145491954X
Release 2017-04-04
Pages 32
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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that's sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she's fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.



Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492647209
Release 2016-06-01
Pages 48
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!



The Inquisitor s Tale

The Inquisitor s Tale Author Adam Gidwitz
ISBN-10 9781101612606
Release 2016-09-27
Pages 384
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A 2017 Newbery Honor Book Winner of the Sydney Taylor Book Award An exciting and hilarious medieval adventure from the bestselling author of A Tale Dark and Grimm. Beautifully illustrated throughout! The Inquisitor's Tale is one of the most celebrated children's books of the year! ★ New York Times Bestseller ★ A New York Times Editor’s Choice ★ A New York Times Notable Children’s Book ★ A People Magazine Kid Pick ★ A Washington Post Best Children’s Book ★ A Wall Street Journal Best Children's Book ★ An Entertainment Weekly Best Middle Grade Book ★ A Booklist Best Book ★ A Horn Book Fanfare Best Book ★ A Kirkus Reviews Best Book ★ A Publishers Weekly Best Book ★ A School Library Journal Best Book ★ An ALA Notable Children's Book “A profound and ambitious tour de force. Gidwitz is a masterful storyteller.” —Matt de la Peña, Newbery Medalist and New York Times bestselling author “What Gidwitz accomplishes here is staggering." —New York Times Book Review Includes a detailed historical note and bibliography 1242. On a dark night, travelers from across France cross paths at an inn and begin to tell stories of three children. Their adventures take them on a chase through France: they are taken captive by knights, sit alongside a king, and save the land from a farting dragon. On the run to escape prejudice and persecution and save precious and holy texts from being burned, their quest drives them forward to a final showdown at Mont Saint-Michel, where all will come to question if these children can perform the miracles of saints. Join William, an oblate on a mission from his monastery; Jacob, a Jewish boy who has fled his burning village; and Jeanne, a peasant girl who hides her prophetic visions. They are accompanied by Jeanne's loyal greyhound, Gwenforte . . . recently brought back from the dead. Told in multiple voices, in a style reminiscent of The Canterbury Tales, our narrator collects their stories and the saga of these three unlikely allies begins to come together. Beloved bestselling author Adam Gidwitz makes his long awaited return with his first new world since his hilarious and critically acclaimed Grimm series. Featuring manuscript illuminations throughout by illustrator Hatem Aly and filled with Adam’s trademark style and humor, The Inquisitor's Tale is bold storytelling that’s richly researched and adventure-packed. “It’s no surprise that Gidwitz’s latest book has been likened to The Canterbury Tales, considering its central story is told by multiple storytellers. As each narrator fills in what happens next in the story of the three children and their potentially holy dog, their tales get not only more fantastical but also more puzzling and addictive. However, the gradual intricacy of the story that is not Gidwitz’s big accomplishment. Rather it is the complex themes (xenophobia, zealotry, censorship etc.) he is able to bring up while still maintaining a light tone, thus giving readers a chance to come to conclusions themselves. (Also, there is a farting dragon.)”—Entertainment Weekly, “Best MG Books of 2016 "Puckish, learned, serendipitous . . . Sparkling medieval adventure." —Wall Street Journal ★ "Gidwitz strikes literary gold with this mirthful and compulsively readable adventure story. . . . A masterpiece of storytelling that is addictive and engrossing." —Kirkus, starred review ★ "A well-researched and rambunctiously entertaining story that has as much to say about the present as it does the past." —Publishers Weekly, starred review ★ "Gidwitz proves himself a nimble storyteller as he weaves history, excitement, and multiple narrative threads into a taut, inspired adventure." —Booklist, starred review ★ "Scatological humor, serious matter, colloquial present-day language, the ideal of diversity and mutual understanding—this has it all." —The Horn Book, starred review ★ "I have never read a book like this. It’s weird, and unfamiliar, and religious, and irreligious, and more fun than it has any right to be. . . . Gidwitz is on fire here, making medieval history feel fresh and current." —School Library Journal, starred review



The Fart Fairy

The Fart Fairy Author Bobbie Hinman
ISBN-10 159616025X
Release 2015-05
Pages 32
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The Fart Fairy has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Fart Fairy also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Fart Fairy book for free.



The Adorable Circle of Life Adult Coloring Book

The Adorable Circle of Life Adult Coloring Book Author Alex Solis
ISBN-10 9781510715769
Release 2017-04-11
Pages 64
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Predators get a pretty bad rap. Sure, they prey on helpless animals that never stand a chance. But behind those jagged teeth, powerful jaws, and razor-sharp claws, every predator has a softer side. Maybe even an adorable one. Everyone has compassion for the cute bunny or lamb. But what about their predators who are working hard for their meal? Capturing their prey is a life or death game. Just think about the last time you had to hunt for food while hangry. You can understand, right? With thirty adorably dark scenes of nature, illustrator Alex Solis shares his sense of humor while giving you a chance to color in the most gruesome parts of life with a smile. It’s time to give theses predators a break! Because, in the end, both predators and their prey play a role. I mean, it’s not their fault they were made this way! They’re just living off of instincts; doing what comes naturally to them. So rather than turning away from nature, let’s celebrate all the animals who complete The Adorable Circle of Life Adult Coloring Book!



Jurassic Farts

Jurassic Farts Author P.U. Rippley
ISBN-10 9781452151465
Release 2015-06-30
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In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!



Poop

Poop Author Val Brains
ISBN-10 1535559128
Release 2016-08-13
Pages 44
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Imagine a beautiful and glorious world in which poop, coloring books and repeat patterns come together... Oh wait, that world already exists and you can be in it... but only if you order this book! FAQ: Q: Do I have to color all the turds in shades of brown? A: Nope. Use your imagination :) Q: Why does each design show up in the book twice? A: Great question, friends. Each design is printed twice so that: 1. You get a second chance at coloring each poo. No need to worry about mess-ups or feeling like you have to get it right the first time. (There's always a #2.) 2. You don't have to fight with your romantic partner about who gets to color which turd--you can each have your very own chance at each one. 3. You can keep a design for you (and put it proudly on your fridge) and share the same design with a friend. 4. You can have a "who colored it best?" contest. The possibilities are endless :) Each turd comes on its own page so you can tear it out and give it to a friend, display it on the fridge in your own home. If you fold along the dotted lines you can even create a little envelope and mail your beautiful design to the poop enthusiast of your choice. Hooray!



Creatures and Cryptids

Creatures and Cryptids Author Nathan T. Wright
ISBN-10 1543139175
Release 2017-02-01
Pages 34
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Fans of cryptozoology and mythical beasts will love this adult coloring book. Each coloring page features a different creature illustrated with subversive wit. Relieve stress, have a laugh and aid relaxation while coloring these highly detailed images. During this colorful monster hunt you'll encounter Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, the Jersey Devil, Medusa, Mkole-mbembe, the Kraken, extraterrestrials, mermaids, swamp monsters and more!



Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise Author William Kotzwinkle
ISBN-10 0142411426
Release 2008-05-01
Pages 32
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Because his farts create unpleasantness for everyone on a cruise ship, Walter the dog continues the journey in a lifeboat, but when the ship's computer crashes, causing the liner to drift, Walter again proves himself a hero. Reprint.



Diary of a Farting Creeper

Diary of a Farting Creeper Author Wimpy Fart
ISBN-10 0692600302
Release 2015-12-13
Pages 42
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$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)



The Big Book of Farts

The Big Book of Farts Author James Carlisle
ISBN-10 1684182018
Release 2016-11-21
Pages 102
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This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.