The Spark of Madness

I am mad at the social media peanut gallery. It has only been hours since the news of Robin Williams hit the airwaves, and I have already seen the word “coward” bandied about. More comments about willpower and addiction recovery. And so, so many comments about “snapping out of” depression.

“Snap out of it.” Like you’re in a sad because someone else ate the last cookie. These are words of someone who has never really seen depression. It isn’t sadness. It isn’t a brief tangle with the blues.

It is being haunted. It is an insidious, lying demon that whispers, whispers, whispers in your ear of all that is wrong with you, and with your world.

It is being possessed by a dark nightmare rising up in your soul to block out the light and eat the self that you were, that you are, when you are well.

It is being forced into a quiet Hell of leached color, slain joys and crippled thought. A place that distorts images of happiness into dark reminders of past and future failures. Where a bad moment is magnified into a crushing, suffocating everything.

It is madness. On good days, you might keep the madness at bay. Some shape the madness into art, or humor, or words. Others channel it through physical outlets, pushing themselves to their physical limits.

On good days you become a conduit for madness, instead of its vessel.

MADNESS

But some days the madness is too slippery. There are not enough words, there is not enough strength to beat it back. On those days the demons come and their whispers drown out the laughter of your children, silence the sound of praise and twist your belief in love.

Waking every day with that battle before you, knowing that there will be days that you lose, it not cowardly. It is strong. And it is brave. And it is exhausting.

It is endlessly pushing the boulder up the mountain like Sisyphus—a punishment for the demons’ deceit.

Saying “snap out of it,” or “get over it,” is an unnecessary slap. Telling someone with depression to get over it is like telling someone who is drowning to take a deep breath.

So it that is the best you can offer, here is my advise:

RWSTFUFor those of you in the midst of a battle, remember that we all need help. No single warrior ever won a war. See your doctor, see a psychiatrist, and if you are in the darkest place, contact the suicide hotline.

For those of you that love someone fighting these demons, stay vigilant. Express your love out loud. And be sure that you, too, find ways to bring light into your own lives—when you live with darkness it is easy to close your own eyes.

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You’re Ignorant

“Shut up, you’re ignorant.”

My brother, 8 years older than myself, used to throw that out while we were young as a means to end any argument or disagreement .

I came to associate that word with being stupid, and I’d hazard a guess that the majority of the US works under the same premise.

That  is stupid. Being ignorant is not.

In case you are unsure, here is a quick definition from Merrium-Webster:

ignorantCompare  that to stupid:

stupidSee the difference?

Ignorant is cool.

What’s cool about being ignorant? Ignorant can be fixed. But like my Dad always said, “You can’t fix stupid.”

But ignorance in some arenas is a problem. In others, it doesn’t matter. It’s all about context.

For example – I am ignorant about 3D printing. I mean, I can’t even wrap my head around it. I’ve read articles about 3D printed guns, printed cartilage (I want some!), and in a mobius strip of crazy, a 3D printer is in the works that can print 3D printers.

How does this work?

One of these days, when I have an internet connection and some free time, I’ll find out. But right now, it doesn’t really matter that I’m ignorant.

But. That cartilage thing has some implications for me. I have a weird, undefined disorder that pretty well results in my cartilage kind of eating itself (not the technical terminology). I have recently been told I need 2 knee replacements, a hip replacement and a tweak out on the artificial hip I already have. And an appointment for a shoulder specialist in August, because I currently have the range of motion on par with a T-Rex right now.

At the moment, my ignorance on 3D printing is no big whoop, because it’s not ready. I’ll go the cut open, sawing and hammering route.

But fake joints have a life span of about 15 years. I will outlive them.  And by the time they are ready for the scrap heap, that 3D printing thing will be on more solid footing. And I will likely have to choose between replacement of the traditional sort, or work done via 3D printing.

Why am I going on about this?

Politics.

Our local governor lately made the news for a smackdown on the Social Security and Medicare folks, calling them welfare recipients. Despite, you know, paying in out of their paychecks for years for the privilege of this whopping monthly payment in the stunning ballpark of a grand a month, their micromanaged care, slow paperwork and 9 month long approvals for wheelchairs.

In discussing this with someone as we talked about the upcoming election, I mentioned the New Deal. We’ll cut through the head-explosion inducing crazy to the stunning ignorance part.

He said, “That New Deal thing was garbage. Never should have been done.”

“But….you’re in a union.”

“So?”

“Well why are you in the union?”

“They stand up to those sonabitches in charge. Without the union I wouldn’t even have my insurance. And even with it, OT policy is shit.”

“Soo, the union is a good thing?”

“Fuckin’ right it is.”

“Yeah, you wouldn’t really have a union, or OT pay, without the New Deal.”

“Bullshit. (There was more here, but that pretty well sums it up).

“Yeah, it’s not bullshit. It was the Wagner Act. It brought back collective bargaining. And there was the whole Fair labor stuff too…OT, 40 hour work weeks and all that jazz.”

The conversation devolved from there, but the take away is that he was ignorant. Which is, in and of itself, not a bad thing. He could read up, get some learnin’. But he is so solidly set in his mind that he won’t. And that is stupid. Which of course, we have already established can’t be fixed.

And it is also why corrupt, out of touch politicians with deep, personal agendas are voted in time after time.

Because all that we are given in stump speeches and carefully constructed press releases is this:

pkgs

But…really, we are ignorant. So most of us will choose the pretty package tied up with bows, rather than taking the time to open the package to see what’s inside before we choose.

But it is what is IN the package that should count.

That pretty one? Often contains this:

snakesWhat comes in ugly old cardboard boxes sometimes?

kittensKittens!

So don’t be afraid of being ignorant. It’s kind of like being naked, only for your brain.

And what do you do when you have to interact the world while you are naked? You get dressed. Problem solved.

So if you are ignorant and about to interact with your world, and make decisions that impact other people, grab a book, or a newspaper and make your brain presentable before stepping outside.

The world will be a better place for it.

 

A Great Mom’s Break Up With Emma Thompson

No, no, no, Emma Thompson. No.

I have always admired you, and have been known to watch films purely because it was your work. You weren’t one of those famous-for-being-famous mouthpieces that I typically abhor.

But then. Then you made this awful, stupid, ignorant statement to the Daily Mail. I found it via the Huffington Post link here. You said, “You can’t be a great mum and keep working all the time.”

And you are wrong. I am a mom and I work too…a lot. I am the primary bread-winner in our 2-parent home, and there have been weeks that I have put in 70 hours, easy.

I am good at my job, too. I am good at lots of things, really—helping people understand complicated things, making people laugh, finding missing objects. I’m a pretty good cook, a good driver and a good friend.

But there is one thing that I am great at—being a mom. I’m not a good one, I’m a great one. I may poke fun at myself and publicly share more moments of failure than moments of grace, but I am great at this. Great.

Like you, I find motherhood “profoundly enjoyable” and love every late night snuggle and morning cowlick. On those weeks when I put in more work hours than I’d like, I miss my son with a deep, frustrating ache that pulls me through the day to the one precious hour I get with him.

That one hour is my divinity. It is light and love and gratitude. And there are some 24 hour moms that never get that.

It’s not the quantity of the hours that make me a great mom, it’s the quality. You may very well be a great mom, too. I have no knowledge on which to base that judgement, and refuse to do so in ignorance. I’d like you to extend me the same courtesy.

Do not assume that because my hours are limited I am not great at this. My time may be limited, but my son is happy, healthy, smart, funny and independent. He is gracious, well-behaved and curious. He stands up for himself and for those smaller than him, and he is gentle with the feelings of others. And his eyes light up when he sees me.

They light up because I am a great mom. He knows he has unconditional love, protection, and guidance. He knows I will show him new things, or make him laugh, or help him with his problems. He knows that when I make a promise that my word is good.

There are so many moms like me. Moms that are stuck behind a computer all day, moms that run restaurants, care for ailing parents, or travel for work. Moms that are great despite those things.

A long time ago, another great mom wanted to share her love of Shakespeare with me. So between her time crunch of caring for her terminally ill husband and working a full 40, she bundled myself and her son into a car to go see Much Ado About Nothing.

It was then that I discovered you for the first time, and where I came to recognize that the players are what bring those old words to life. I even remember the line that made both of those things click. It was a line from Beatrice. “Would my horse had the speed of your tongue.”

I laughed out loud.

Ironic that the speedy tongue that first inspired an appreciation of you and your work is the same device that has soured my opinion of you.

Working at Home. It’s (Not) All About Porn.

Working from home represents the ideal dream for many people, but the reality of it is that you will be judged for it, in some rather unexpected ways. And somehow, it always leads back to porn.

1. Even if you say it’s not porn, it’s porn.

Work at home gigs are rare, the unicorn of the employment kingdom, and rarer still are work at home gigs that actually pay a reasonable amount of money. And if you can find one that pays a livable wage, it’s a keeper. But unless that job comes with a byline and a link that you can send your nosy relatives and jealous friends, they will conclude only one thing. Porn.

You’ll get this question a lot when you work from home: What do you actually DO all day?

And it will go downhill from there.

You say, “I check code lines for syntax errors.”

They hear Porn.

You say, “I teach people how to use software.”

They hear Porn.

You say, “I troubleshoot web display on university websites.”

They hear Porn.

I may as well just tell them right out of the gate that I run a link farm for porn sites. Accept my judgement and never speak of it again. My life would be easier for it.

2. Guests should be able to eat off your floor.

There is some sort of delusion among the masses that make them assume that people working from are not actually working. That we simply collect a paycheck while we sit on the couch playing games, and eating grapes and smoked Gouda. And with that excessive leisure time on our hands there is no excuse for dirty dishes in the sink, or piles of unfolded laundry. Stay at home moms are subject to this judgement, too.

I know what that cocked eyebrow means when I offer you a drink and then have to wash a cup before I can give it to you.

Those of you that go out and work in the employment world that contains cleaning services and maintenance folk never have to dirty your hands with anything beyond cleaning your own mold-ridden items out of the company fridge. And even that is a bit of a time management problem for most of you. So you wait until some poor sap does it and fires of the disgruntled email reiterating the company fridge rules.

fridge

You literally can’t manage to open a door, lift an item and deposit in the bin over the course of your 40 hours. But you judge us for not keeping a house that Howard Hughes could sleep in while we do the same 40 or better.

You lift that delicate eyebrow and look carefully at the edge of your cup while you judge me not just unclean, but being one furry carcass from appearing on Hoarders. And you wonder—what does she DO all day?

Oh. That’s right. Porn.

3. You’re always good for the pop in visit.

Now to be fair, I have never like the pop-in. But when working from home, this can create a problem that doesn’t arise in the regular workplace.

You would never go into a bank and sit down across from your bank teller friend and begin chatting. You’d never hop up on the conveyor belt at the grocery store and settle in with a couple of coffees for you and your cashier friend. And you’d certainly never ask if you could drop your kids off in the office of your friend the college professor so that you could run out and get a quick haircut.

Why not? Because they’re working!

And our cultural workplace norms dictate that those actions are unacceptable, and could very easily result in your friend being fired, or at least reprimanded.

But when people work at home, you seem to think that these are all perfectly acceptable practices.

And when we cut the visit short or—God forbid—don’t answer the door, we are judged. What, are we suddenly too good for the likes of you? What could we possibly be doing that we wouldn’t enjoy a little company?

Oh. Ahem. That.

4. That…outfit?

This if often more accurately described as “my pajamas” on account of the fact that I hit the ground at 6:15 AM, get the kid up, dressed, fed and out to the bus while I consider the logistics of 3D printing a cup of coffee. (Seriously, that shit is magic!). And the moment the kid is on the bus I head to my office with the deluded hope of putting in an 8 hour day so I can hang with my little when the hubs heads to work.

So it is really not unusual that some days I kick about in the jammies or yoga gear and don’t make my clothing a priority.  If nothing else, I am saving about 40 bucks a year on pantyhose.

But when you pop in, I can feel your eyes on me as I stand at the kitchen sink washing you a coffee mug. You are thinking way too loudly.

Why is she always in lounge wear? Wearing lipstick.

First, I always wear lipstick. Always. There are probably a grand total of 10 living people who have seen me without it. Because I like it. It pops me awake and the bright vibrant red makes me happy.

So yeah, lipstick. In pajamas.

But to you, it can mean only one thing. I had a “package” delivered, or I am waiting for the cable guy, or…

Yeah. We’re back to porn.

So scour the internets for a work at home job if you want. I confess I love nearly every aspect of mine. But you may want to save yourself some time and just start collecting porn links and open a link farm.

I hear there’s good money in it.

 

The Meh of Greeting Cards. Or: Happy Mother’s Day.

It’s Mother’s Day. A booming time for the Greeting Card Association. There are somewhere around 7 billion greeting cards sent out each year, many of them on this one day. That’s a lot of cards. And a lot of big business. Designers, copy writers, and marketers all flooding the world with cardstock kitties and flowery prose.

So why can’t I find a good card?

I’ve written about this before. Last Christmas, my friend Shannon sent a card with the original sentiments crossed out and her own comments written in. Best card of the season. She was sarcastic and honest, but that is who she is. It was perfect.

I hate buying cards. The flowery ones always seem so over the top, so gushy that they make my eyes roll. Of course your very presence takes my breath away. And doesn’t everyone recognize how caring and kind, and giving and loving you are?

Reading these cards is like walking into adjective quicksand. Open the card and BOOM, you’re drowning in slant rhymes full of heart-warming and beautiful sentiments regarding my strong, graceful self and all of my gentle, generous, magnificent attributes.

Then there are the funny ones that, well, aren’t. I end up pawing through at least 20 cards in the funny blocks before I find even one the makes me crack a half-smile.

There are funny people in the world, I know it. How is it that not one has managed to become a copy writer for greeting cards? Half of the internet memes created by bored 15-year-olds are funnier than the greeting cards someone got paid to write.

So when my little  came down with a card this morning, my expectations weren’t high. He was so happy to give it to me, so proud of writing my name on the front, I hugged him tight and recognized that that part, the joy he had from giving me the card was where I got my gift.

Then I opened it to see his name, painstakingly printed on the white inset and I smiled because he has to try so hard to write clearly. He tried that hard for me, because he loves me.

Then I noticed that my husband had done a little editing.

mdaySee that right there? That’s honesty. And it’s funny. And THAT is better than any sentiments Hallmark has ever managed to produce.

 

 

Why Don’t YOU Tell ME What a BJ Is, Son.

Having a kid is horrifying.

You have this little person, and you are totally responsible as to whether or not they turn out an angel or the devil incarnate. I’m hoping for something in between.

Sure, there may be a few other things that impact their development – video games, unattended TV time, sibling rivalry or the converse lack-of-sibling loneliness. That evil second grade little snot that is *this* close to a full on freak out.

But mostly, it’s us.

So when Q somehow combined his lunch with a toilet expedition, we probably should have seen that coming. At least it was merely a song, while Daddy was in the shower.

“Whats…for…lunch?

P. B. J.

PBJ.

P. B. J.

PBJ.

I am peeing, pee pee.

P. B. J. P.P.

PBJ.

PP. BJ.”

He broke of here to talk with his father. “That would be kind of gross, huh Dad. A PP and J sandwich. Glad I left my lunch in the kitchen.”

“Yeah, that’d be gross, son. And never bring food in here.” This, from behind the shower curtain.

“I guess it would really be PPBJ. But that would be gross, too. You know, pee pee and a bj in a sandwich. You know what a bj is, right?”

. . .

Dad countered. “Ahhh, do you know what a bj is, bud?”

“Ues. But you have to know what a bj is, you know – a bj.” Like stressing the word would make it more clear and less horrifying.

So what has unattended time on YouTube borne?

Dad stuck his head out around the curtain to look directly at his newly six-year-old son. “I need you to tell me what it is. I don’t remember.”

The little sighed. A sound of pure exasperation. “You know. a bj. The famous guys that play music.”

BJ…DJ.

Dad stuck his head back under the spray. “That’s a DJ, son. You can’t call it a BJ. Say DeeeJ.”

“Why not?”

“Because they’re not the same thing. And you’re right. A DJ sandwich would be disgusting. You’d be a cannibal.”

Parents should know enough to quit while they’re ahead.